P/S: I do not claim all answers to be true.
Posted by Hedonistics Anonymous :: 11:12 pm ::
Hot weather. Backstabbers. People who repeatedly make the same mistakes.
6. What excites him/her?:-
Big football matches. Going on trips with me.
7. Tell us something funny about him/her:-
The first time he received an sms from "Angie" inviting him to go for drinks, I threw a tantrum because I don't like my man to go drinking with unknown chicks.
Then I found out that Angie was short for Angelo, his best friend, who's a guy.
8. What’s s/he like at home?:-
Asleep. This guy is a sleepaholic.
9. What’s s/he like at work/school?:-
Apart from a sleepaholic, this guy is a workaholic with the best work ethics I've seen. He churns out twice the daily quota of reports compared to his other colleagues. He works 7 days a weeks. Tomorrow's work will be done today.
10. Describe his/her room:-
Quite spacious. Has a tv cabinet and a full sofa set. There's a computer table (with a computer on it of course) and a small stand tucked against the wall with a raggedy bible opened to Psalms I think. Mother Mary is looking down at you from the wall. The only thing missing is the bed.
11. What’s his/her best friend like?:-
Skinny. Big eyes. Pockmarked face. Reasonably good conversationalist.
12. Do you know who s/he hates the most?:-
13. Have you met his/her exes?:-
Seen pictures only. But I'm not worried.. I'm way cuter.
14. Do his/her parents like you?:-
Not after his mother asked me, "Wahhh, my son also got people want arh..?" and I quickly retorted, "Don't get me wrong honey, I'm just in for the money."
15. What’s the first thing s/he would do or say if s/he fell down and scraped their knee:-
He'll just ROAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
16. What would s/he do in an emergency situation with other people involved?:-
Light up a cigarette and complain about the lack of airconditioning.
17. Which shop would s/he spend the most time at in a shopping mall?:-
PC shop, electrical goods shop, FOS, sports shop. Supermarket if he has to do grocery shopping.
18. What would s/he have for a typical breakfast?:-
Rice. Pau. Rice. Kaya toast. Rice. Fried sausages. All washed down with a tall glass of kopi peng.
19. Where would s/he want to go for dinner?:-
Any place that serves rice and allows smoking.
20. what kind of movie would s/he choose at the cinema?:-
Movies that involves fast cars, gambling and James Bond.
21. Describe his/her taste in music:-
Very mainstream. Basically overplayed stuff you hear on the radio. Oh, and Laura Pausini.
22. If s/he wasnt going out with you, who would s/he be going out with?:-
23. What item in his/her wardrobe would you like to burn:-
Anything with holes in them. And his gold Barcelona football jersey. He doesn't know it, but I hate that color. It's very unflattering. He's going to kill me when he reads this.
24. What is s/he good at?:-
Ordering people around ala taiko. Being stubborn and sarcastic. Sleeping. Buying me icecream and chocolates when I'm depressed.
25. What is s/he totally horrible at?:-
Being romantic. I tell him, "B, say something nice to me!"
His reply: "Something nice."
26. What’s something about him/her that is annoying/infuriating?:-
If you think that I'm mean and sarcastic, you haven't experienced Mr B's level of sarcasm. He makes Simon Cowell look like a prim Catholic schoolgirl.
27. What’s something that you two fundamentally disagree on?:-
a) Japanese food is good.
b) Buffets are good.
c) Sweet cha kueh is yummy (I hate it).
c) The amount of bags a girl needs.
d) How to discipline kids - I'm into corporal punishment, he believes in reasoning out.
28. What’s something that you two agree whole-heartedly on?:-
a) Liverpool FC
b) Our wedding rings are going to cost less than RM500 for both.
c) Honeymoon at Anfield.
29. Is s/he possessive?:-
Not really. I'm more possessive than him.
30. Why would s/he succeed in life?:-
Because he's got work ethics of a Sherpa and noone would dare to go against him when he's angry.
31. What is the coolest gift that s/he has ever given you?:-
Seiko watch and a KK trip.
32. What is s/he obsessed with?:-
Football, money and making me happy.
33. What does s/he avoid at all costs?:-
Heat is his mortal enemy.
34. What does s/he spend the most money on?:-
35. Describe his/her typical Sunday:-
Wake up. Pee. Shower. Go back to sleep.
36. Why would s/he be dangerous?:-
Because he is so big and when he's angry, the expression he has on his face is enough to make you pee in your pants.
37. Tell us about a time s/he looked absolutely gorgeous:-
Well, he's kinda cute when he pretends to be mad at me, but I don't know it. I would be pulling on his shirt repetitively saying in small voice, "sowie sowie.." and he'll be ignoring me.
Then when I've more or less given up, he'll look at me, stick his tongue out and grin.
38. What’s something about him/her that would surprise all of his/her friends?:-
Despite his cranky bulldog demeanour, B can very very affectionate and manja. He's even more touchy feely than I am.
39. What do you love most about him/her?:-
When he buys me chocolate without me having to ask for it.
40. The biggest lesson you have learnt from loving your partner:-
a) Patience is a virtue.
b) Silence is golden.
c) Never interrupt him when he's working or having a nap, unless I'm seriously starving.
Friday, June 05, 2009
Christians vs one born-again atheist.
**WARNING: This post contains religious elements that may or may not (but most likely may) be considered offensive. Don't read if you're the holy schmoly type. Don't. If you're the stubborn sort that enjoys defying orders, then consider yourself duly warned.
Attended MK's mother's funeral this morning.
Seemed like it was only last week when I visited her at the hospital... and despite being weak and all, she could still talk and laugh and give praise to the Lord.
Which really got me thinking, if I were to die of some incurable illness, I would feel EXTREMELY cheated by God. I'm referring to cases like a non-smoker dying of lung cancer, or a non-drinker dying of liver failure. I mean, if that happened to me, I would be so pissed. Really. They say God is merciful... but if he played cruel jokes like this, would He still be considered merciful?
Christians have so much faith in life after death. I don't know, I'm in no position to tell them otherwise because I'm very much entombed in logic. Like the whole evolution vs creationism theory... sorry, I just can't buy the whole Adam and Eve thing. It reads like a fairy tale to me. And the whole concept of life after death, heaven and hell, is just too whimsical. I find it easier to believe that when you die, basically you fail to exist anymore. Or rather, to put it delicately, you become part of the earth. And your soul? Where does it go? Nowhere. It dies with your body.
My parents, the new Christians, are forever trying to re-evangelize me. They find it difficult to tell their church friends that their eldest daughter has reverted back to her worldly (haha), atheistic ways and horror of horrors!.. has stopped even trying to believe in God. We had this conversation over dinner one night.
Dad: Why have you stopped going to church?
Me: Why are you asking me this now? You know I have not stepped into church for the past, what, 2 or 3 years already.
Dad: But what is the main reason you have stopped going to church? Are you afraid of God?
Me: No. I'm just not interested.
Dad: But there HAS to be a reason.
Me: Fine. I find the whole Christian thing too boring for my taste.
Dad: Ahhhhh... so you don't understand the teachings?
Me: I do... I just find it boring. And church people are just so... pushy. They're forever trying to evangelize you. And you have to put on this fake happy face in front of them because they all always look so damn happy. Like they're high on something. It's scary.
Dad: So it's not the teachings, it's the people right?
Mum: Why don't you try attending some other church?
Me: It's not a matter of switching church! I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED OK.
Dad: You should give it a try. Don't give up before you even try.
Me: Why don't you ask me to try some other religion?
Dad: Well, obviously we can't do that.
Me: Yes you can. Try it. Talk to me like a normal human being and not some holy roller. Say to me, you're my daughter and I love you no matter what religion you choose because I just want you to be happy. SAY IT.
Dad: I'll be happy if you start going to church.
Me: I'm sorry dude, that's not the right answer.
Sis: *trying to be diplomatic* Maybe it's not the right time for her to make this decision.
Dad: You're right. Her time will come one day.
Me: Excuse me, I'm still in this conversation. If you guys are going to start talking about me in third person context, then I'll take my dinner to the living room thankyouverymuch.
Labels: atheist, christianity, God, religion
Posted by Hedonistics Anonymous :: 9:26 am ::
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Stupid is as stupid does
Use ISA Against Chin Peng's Supporters - Association
KUALA LUMPUR, June 1 (Bernama) -- The Ex- Servicemen's Association has called on the government to use the Internal Security Act (ISA) against anyone, including politicians, who proposed or supported a move to allow former communist leader Chin Peng to return to Malaysia.
Its president, Datuk Muhammad Abdul Ghani, also described such quarters as communists for attempting to bring in the communist ideology into the country.
He hoped the government would take stern action against any politician or those attemptiong to bring Chin Peng into the country.
"If possible, use the ISA. We do not want the communist ideology to grow in Malaysia," he told a press conference here Monday.
He said in a peace treaty and the dissolution of the Communist Party of Malaya in December 1989, the communist insurgents had agreed to stay in southern Thailand.
"If they want to return to this country, they will have to comply to the law and undergo a rehabilitation process.
"However, we, as ex-servicemen, will feel insulted if they were allowed to return as Malaysian nationals," said Muhammad, who also urged the government to review the pension paid to retired soldiers who sustained permanent disability in the war against the communists.
Meanwhile, ex-serviceman Corporal Muhammad Sham Harun who lost his sight in an operation against the communist insurgents in Perak in 1975, does not harbour any love lost for the communists.
"If I ever see him (Chin Peng) again, I will dig his eyes out so he can feel what I feel.
"There must be something that makes him want to come back, or even spread the communist ideology. If he is allowed to return, then our sacrifices are futile," the 55-year-old told a press conference.
Mohamad Sham retired from the army in 1994 and currently receives a RM429 monthly pension.
For Rosli Adnan who lost his legs during the war with the communists in Grik, Perak, in 1978, Chin Peng's return would cause misery to many ex-servicemen and their families.
"It's better he stays out of the country. His return will hurt our feelings," said the 50-year-old who receives a monthly pension of RM274.
HAIHHHHHHHHHH EVERYTHING ALSO MUST USE ISA. DO THIS ALSO ISA. DO THAT ALSO ISA. I THINK I WRITE THIS POST ALSO CAN KENA ISA.
THESE PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW WTF IS ISA AND THEY SIMPLY SAY ARREST PEOPLE UNDER ISA.
I FOR ONE DO NOT CARE IF CHIN PENG COMES BACK TO MALAYSIA. YEAH SURE HE USED TO BE A COMMUNIST LEADER, BUT THAT WAS IN THE PAST. NOW HE'S JUST A SAD OLD MAN. IF MALAYSIANS WANT TO BE SO CALCULATIVE, WHY DON'T WE BAN THE JAPS FROM COMING TO MALAYSIA? AFTER ALL, THEY FUCKED US UP ROYALLY IN THE 2ND WORLD WAR. DON'T EAT SUSHI.. DON'T EAT SASHIMI... LET'S ALL BURN HELLO KITTY! AND THOSE STUPID AH LIANS WHO CAMWHORE WHILE DOING KAWAII POSES SHOULD HAVE THEIR EYES DUG OUT, HANDS CHOPPED OFF AND SENT TO KAMUNTING UNDER ISA TO BLEED TO DEATH!!!
OR LET'S GO FURTHER BACK IN HISTORY AND SCREW THE BRITISH FOR RULING OUR COUNTRY! LET'S SHIT ON THE UNION JACK AND BAN IMPORTS OF BRITISH PRODUCTS! DESTROY YOUR BURBERRY BAGS, PEOPLE! SET FIRE ON MARK & SPENCERS, TOPSHOP AND DOROTHY PERKINS! IF NOT, YOU WILL BE CAPTURED UNDER ISA AND PUT AWAY FOR 100 YEARS!!!!
AND! I HAVE NOT TOUCHED ON THE DUTCH AND PORTUGUESE YET!
Now you see how ridiculous this whole issue is? Members of the Ex- Servicemen's Association should just go fucking hang themselves for talking through their asses.
Labels: Chin Peng, Malaysian politics, rant
Posted by Hedonistics Anonymous :: 7:36 am ::