Hedonistics Anonymous
Sunday, November 01, 2009
中國歡迎你 Part DeuxIn China, I...
- punched my boss.
- had a posh nightclub mami force girl after girl on me.
- replaced my Vitamin C with Panadol.
- actually wanted to go to church to pray for salvation.
- discovered a large pizza from Pizza Hut cost nearly RM70.
- found happiness eating RMB1 gong jai meen on short plastic stools by the roadside.
- unknowingly stayed in a love hotel.
Welcome to the Nanyang Seascape hotel in Zhu Hai, located 5 minutes away from the Zhu Hai - Macau border. It's the epitome of China... huge, garish Oriental designs, oversized Mak Datin furniture, and THREE different sets of tea cups on the table, all thoughtfully arranged for your comfort and (ahem) pleasure.
Pleasure maximizers for both men and ladies WITHOUT the hassle of a third party nine months later.
Located in the bathroom, just in case.
