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Hedonistics Anonymous

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I love my country

Unfortunately I can't say I feel the same for the current government.

I have said this before, and I will say this again: Freedom of speech is a myth.

However, I admire those who dare to speak their minds and expose chunks of corruption and wrongdoings of those scums running the country.

Raja Petra Kamaruddin is the people's hero. He doesn't wear a cape or a mask or swing from building to building using silken spider webs. His weapons are his words and the Malaysia Today website. He is just an ordinary person (save the little link to Selangor royalty) living in an ordinary house with an ordinary family and guess what, the Malaysian government is afraid of him.

No, actually they're scared shitless of him.

Which is why RPK was detained under the Internal Security Act (ISA) and today the screaming headlines of major newspapers in country confirmed that RPK has been detained under the ISA at the Kamunting Detention Camp, Taiping, for two years. And the person who signed the detention order on RPK is none other than Home Minister Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar.

A hero is unlawfully detained for speaking the truth and no amount of candlelight vigils will free him.

So now, dear readers, I have a favour to ask from you.

Would you please sign THIS online petition?

According to Haris Ibrahim, RPK asked millions of his Malaysia Today readers for 150,000 signatures for the petition to the Agong for his release from ISA detention. The current number of signatures stand at 24,+++ as of 24th Sept and I think we can do alot better than that.

So please sign the petition. All you need is to state is your name and email address. No IC, no telephone number, no home address.

Please do it.

For yourself.

For a brave man.

For an innocent hero.

For the truth.

For your country.

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Monday, September 22, 2008

Suppose that...

...you have a friend. Gender does not matter, but let's make the friend male. Easier to type he than he/she all the way.

Now you have this male friend, Emeril (yes, like the irritating celeb chef) whom you've made an appointment with to do something together. Could be a movie, could be a dinner... whatever.

Then on day of the appointment, no, make it roughly 45 minutes before you're suppose to meet him for whatever it is, and you're slaving away preparing dinner for your family so they won't starve while you're out, Emeril sends you this sms asking if the whatever can be postponed.

Now, first thing you think is maybe he's got a family emergency. Or some work-related crisis. Or something happened to his car. Still, you sms him back to ask why.

Then the reply comes: Because I am pissed drunk at the moment.

Now my dear readers, tell me how would you feel?




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Monday, September 15, 2008

Something wicked this way comes

Quoted from Reuters:

Anwar says he wants to root out corruption and end a system of affirmative action for ethnic Malays, over half of the population in this nation of 27 million people.

He says the system has not only failed the people it was aimed at helping but has also created a class of crony businessmen entirely dependent on government contracts, which has hurt the country's economic prospects.

Abdullah had agreed to hand over as prime minister to his deputy, Najib Razak, in 2010. The two met on Monday and the prime minister said that plan remained intact.

"The 2010 timeframe stays because that is the date we have officially decided on," he said, according Bernama.

However, speculation has grown that the United Malays National Organisation (UMNO), the main party in the 14-party ruling coalition, will accelerate the handover, perhaps as early as a meeting of its ruling council on Sept. 17.

"I think they smell blood, even more blood than before," said Ooi Kee Beng, a political analyst at Singapore's Institute of Southeast Asian studies.

"Barisan looks more than ever like it has no idea what it's going to do to save itself. It doesn't seem to have a gameplan."


These days, living in Malaysia is like being in an uncoordinated play where all the actors are given different, unrelated scripts and ordered to act out the play coherently. Fat chance.

Problem is, the play is not even cute or funny anymore. It's downright embarassing. The amount of stupidity coming out of the mouths of random ministers is totally cringeworthy. I wouldn't even want to waste my time elaborating. Just google under news section for "Ahmad Ismail", "Syed Hamid Albar", "RPK", and "Anwar Ibrahim".

Nowadays it seems that you can get detained under the ISA for just about anything AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT AN UMNO MEMBER. If you're an UMNO member and you make racist or seditious statements, the government would just apologize on your behalf and if you're still unrepentant, they'll suspend and strip you off your party post for a couple of years la-di-da har har. So my advice to Malaysians who love insulting other races? Before you shoot your mouth off, join UMNO (or any BN component parties) as insurance. That way you can say whatever you like and get away with it with no more than a light slap on the wrist.

And I heard (mind you, heard only ok) that you can even get away with *koff*murder*koff*. Especially those involving C-4 explosives and a certain Mongolian lady. Have to type this like this because as you know, I'm Chinese and not a member of any party and also I'm a blogger and the Government Hates Bloggers.

Unfortunately if you want to join the party now, it might be a little too late because it's September 16 and if all goes well, PM Abdullah and his little gang are going to be ousted by the once-ousted Deputy PM Anwar Ibrahim.

Anwar says he'll release the crossover list today.

I can't wait!










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Saturday, September 06, 2008

Irene calls him Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde

I just discovered today that my dog is an anti-social mofo.

He's not outrightly aggressive towards strangers. He's just indifferent. He wouldn't go near them. He's not even curious enough to want to sniff strangers out at first sight.

Then when strangers go too near and try to befriend him, he bares his fangs and snarls like a demon.

I thought of boarding him with my colleague when I go to Melbourne. My colleague has a female German Shepherd the size of a Shetland pony. Very noisy and intimidating. Once I stared the dog in the eye from outside the cage, she snarled at me and barked furiously till my arm was splattered with doggy saliva.

My colleague is worried that her dog will eat my dog. I'm more worried that my dog will eat her.

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Monday, September 01, 2008

WANNA GO TO MELBOURNE?

I have for sell the following AirAsia tickets:


Kuching - KL
Departing 30 Nov 08 (Sun) 0920 hrs

KL - Kuching
Departing 14 Dec 08 (Sun) 1145 hrs

Total: RM 385 (including surcharges, fees & tax + checked baggage + insurance)



KL - Melbourne

Departing 1 Dec 08 (Mon) 1425 hrs

Melbourne - KL
Departing 14 Dec 08 (Sun) 0145 hrs

Total: RM1,711 (including surcharges, fees & tax + meals + checked baggage + insurance)


I will bear the costs of the name transfer. If interested, leave a message in my comment box.

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