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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Isn't V for Vendetta such an appropriate Merdeka eve movie?


My bookshelf. Spot the Harry Potters and the Dan Browns. Actually there are more books but they've taken up temporary residence in my bedroom.


I'm currently watching V for Vendetta (again) on Cinemax. God help that our government will never become like Norsefire. This movie is one of the most migraine-inducing, intellectual movies I've watched, but somehow I feel compelled to watch it to fuel my paranoia about living under a fascist government.


I'm currently reading Stephen King's Duma Key. It's been very long since I last read Mr King's works. I haven't hit the scary bits yet, but I can't wait!


Happy Merdeka y'alls. :)

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Sunday, August 24, 2008

A good book is better than sex

Che-Cheh tagged me with this bookworm Q&A, so here goes.

P/S: If books bore you, then you can skip this post.


1. Do you remember how you developed a love for reading?

Since I was young, I had tons of books. Even my parents didn't have that many books. My books took up an entire 4-tiered shelf. Ironically, I preferred to read on my own. My parents did attempt the nightly read-to-your-child-during-bedtime, but I didn't enjoy it much. Too boring. And they read too slow.


2. What are some books you read as a child?

Books by Ladybird and Enid Blyton were firm favourites. I did indulged in Nancy Drew (Hardy Boys were boring) and works by Judy Blume. The first adult novel I read was A Stone for Danny Fisher by Harold Robbins. I was 9 or 10 at that time. However, my earliest "education" came in the form of Harold Robbin's Goodbye, Janette. Sex, cat o' nine tails, S&M, incest, girl-on-girl, man-on-man... pretty heady stuff for an 11 yo.

If anyone thinks I am making this up, my colleague can vouch for this. We were primary school classmates. I almost had my Goodbye, Janette confiscated by the teacher.


3. What is your favourite genre?

As a result of over-indulging in adult romance novels at a very young age, I'm now inclined toward children's fantasy. Which is why I happily splurge on Harry Potter, Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials Trilogy (which include The Golden Compass), and The Spiderwick Chronicles.

If anyone is willing to sell/gift me the entire Tim and the Hidden People series by British author Sheila K McCullagh, I will be eternally grateful. I used to be a fan of this 80's children's book series back in primary school. Short of robbing my old school library, I have no idea how to get my hands on these books.


4. Do you have a favourite novel?

I have three, and all three are by my favourite chef Anthony Bourdain. I read and reread Kitchen Confidential, A Cook's Tour, and The Nasty Bits.


5. Where do you usually read?

Anywhere and everywhere. Unfortunately, some people find my reading habit offensive. Once, I was having lunch at a kopitiam with my parents. After eating, I took out my book while my parents chatted with the kopitiam owner. Suddenly he reached over, took my book from me and closed it while saying, "You shouldn't read so much!"

I didn't know whether to be tickled or appalled.


6. Do you usually have more than one book you are reading at a time?

Sometimes. I'm fine with multi-reading.

7. Do you read nonfiction in a different way or place than you read fiction?

Nope. It's all the same to me, although I hardly read nonfiction.


8. Do you buy most of the books you read, or borrow them, or check them out of the library?

Now that I am working, I prefer to buy books. That said, I adore going to the library to borrow books, but I hardly have the time to do so. Sometimes I lend my books to my friends and they lean theirs to me.


9. Do you keep most of the books you buy? If not, what do you do with them?

Of course I keep my books! I only sell my old textbooks. But most of my childhood books have been given away to charity. I'm all for cultivating the reading habit. I think children nowadays should be reading more instead of rotting their brains out in front of the television or the PC.

I'm not as mean as Che-Cheh to not lend out my favourite books. On contrary, if I enjoy a particular book, I'm more than willing to lend it out. Unless of course, the borrower has a history of destroying my books.


10. If you have children, what are some of the favorite books you have shared with them? Were they some of the same ones you read as a child?

My children are going to be avid readers. I wouldn't have it any other way. And I'll probably start them on a diet of Enid Blyton classics, but as long they're into reading, I'll probably let them have a free rein in choosing their own books.


11. What are you reading now?

I am rereading Neil Gaiman's Mirrormask: The Illustrated Film Script of the Motion Picture from the Jim Henson Company.


12. Do you keep a TBR (to be read) list?

Nope. If I did, it'll be far too long.


13. What books would you like to reread?

Sheila K McCullagh's Tim and the Hidden People series and Puddle Lane series, Judy's Blume's older works, and Beverly Cleary's Ramona series.

I miss Ramona Quimby :)


14. Who are your favourite authors?

Neil Gaiman and Anthony Bourdain.



One day I shall take a picture of my book cabinet and post it up. Haha.

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Friday, August 22, 2008

The 10 minute post

I bought myself the Panasonic Lumix DMC-FX36. Super sleek and sexy (like you lah Slenz), Leica lens, 10MP of camwhoring potential, plus some intelligence mode that automatically switches to macro or night-mode or portrait depending on the situation. Actually I'm kinda questioning my purchase, since I don't take pictures much or camwhore. I guess the thrill is in the OWNING. Haha.

Sent Bobby to vet this morning because his breathing was awfully loud and heavy. Guess what, the vet has no idea what's wrong with him, so he ordered a full blood test (RM85). The damn dog was, to put it nicely, highly uncooperative, which resulted in him needing to be sedated (RM28), and antibiotics (RM15) JUST IN CASE it's an infection. And the vet, being the diplomatic soul that he is, actually said, "You know, the level of aggression in your dog is... not a very good thing." Yes doctor, I fully agree with you. Let's put him to sleep.

The vet also commented that Bobby is probably the strongest dog that he's seen so far. 15 minutes after being sedated, he could still muster the energy the bare his fangs at the vet and snarl. It was pretty horrifying.

Oh, and my evil pooch is terrified of the Persian cats at the vet. He wouldn't even look at them.

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Saturday, August 16, 2008

Literally

Article from The Straits Times (Wednesday, 27 September 2006):

"DIRECT SELLERS' GROUP AIMS TO SHED STIGMA OF PYRAMID SELLING"



(Yes, I know it's lame, and so are you)


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Sunday, August 10, 2008

If the Joker had a pet...

This is Bobby, the dog with a great sense of humour.

Bobby loves jokes.




Tell him a funny joke.




Tell him an even funnier joke.




This is what happens when you tell him a bad joke.



Sorry dude.

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Thursday, August 07, 2008

The continuing saga of Bobby

Bobby is the most incorrigible dog I've ever met. For the two weeks we've had him, he:

1. Bit through the fence to escape back to his old house. TWICE. The second time round, my father had to enlarge the hole in the fence for him to come back.

2. Chewed up my favourite slippers. Mind you, they weren't cheap. He also chewed up my sister's old sandals. Instead of punishing him, we've taken to keeping all footwear indoors.

3. Ripped the morning papers to pieces yesterday and this morning. I yelled at him and whacked his butt hard yesterday, but obviously it didn't fazed him one bit. He'll run away when he sees me coming with a rolled up newspaper, but he has never screamed once after a beating. He just flattens his ears and closes his eyes until the beating is over. This morning he got whacked twice by my father and I.

4. Bit my father and my sister. He's slightly psychotic, and to top it off, he's got severe food aggression problems. If he was in some Western country, he'll probably be shot or put to sleep by now.

5. Got fixed. Thank goodness he doesn't hump, but he was a scent-marking fiend. After neutering him, I noticed that he's been marking less and he isn't so interested in the flirtatious female strays hanging outside my house. He is also barking less. For some reason, the timbre of his bark has changed. Before this, he used to have a deep macho WOOF WOOF bark, but now it's more of the ARF ARF quality. Hmm.

6. Weighs 17 kg, which puts him in the medium-sized, bordering large category. Very important, because I can still control him while out on walks. He's slightly better on the leash now and can be trusted to walk by my side nicely unless there's something more interesting (tree, grass, garbage, sand, soil, flowers, bushes, leaves etc) to investigate. Come to think of it, 99% of stuff he sees during walks is worth tugging on the leash and getting choked for.

I was considering getting a harness for him at first, but right now I'm thinking of changing his padded collar for a choker chain. If his weight breaches the 20kg mark, I'll buy one.

7. Is pretty good at holding his crap in. So far he has not poo'd or deliberately pee'd (not counting scent marking) within the house compound. Actually this was our main concern before we got him, but ironically it's the LEAST of our problems right now.

Will post a picture of him soon. Everyone says he looks like a white fox/huskie.

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