Tuesday, February 19, 2008
How to lure a Hainanese lady into your bed
Me: Apart from the car, I don't think Chen has anything else going for him.Ems: He's got the language thing.Me: What language thing?Ems: How many languages do you speak, including dialects?Me: Lemme see... English, Malay, Cantonese and a smattering of Hokkien.Ems: Chen can speak English, Malay, Mandarin, Cantonese, Hokkien, Hakka AND HAINANESE!Me: Wtf... who speaks Hainanese?!?Ems: Ermm... Hainanese girls?Me: Yeah, but what are the chances that Chen will ever bed a Hainanese girl?Ems: Who knows, maybe he puts plates of chicken rice on his bed every night.Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Posted by Hedonistics Anonymous :: 10:45 pm ::