Hedonistics Anonymous
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Flu, sorethroat... and now I can add fever to the list
Camwhoring while lying in bed with a sduffed ub dose is funI've been down with flu and sorethroat for the past 2-3 days. So yesterday I decided to take leave to see the doctor. While taking my pulse, the doctor frowned and told me that I was running a fever as well.
My mother made me accompany her to go shopping for furniture. So far we have bought a new sofa set, tv cabinet, and a decorative bench which is my personal favourite because I picked it out myself. Nevermind the hefty RM610 price tag.
Perhaps tonight we'll go and buy a new dining set.
My mother made me sponsor a tall vase because she thinks I should contribute something since I'm working and all that blablablah. Oh well, I'll prove to her that I can find something pretty, yet functional without breaking my budget. My mother's sponsoring a standing lamp. Good for her. The standing lamps we saw so far all cost within the range of RM200-RM300.
Good for her wallet too. Hehe.
My mother made me accompany her to go shopping for furniture. So far we have bought a new sofa set, tv cabinet, and a decorative bench which is my personal favourite because I picked it out myself. Nevermind the hefty RM610 price tag.
Perhaps tonight we'll go and buy a new dining set.
My mother made me sponsor a tall vase because she thinks I should contribute something since I'm working and all that blablablah. Oh well, I'll prove to her that I can find something pretty, yet functional without breaking my budget. My mother's sponsoring a standing lamp. Good for her. The standing lamps we saw so far all cost within the range of RM200-RM300.
Good for her wallet too. Hehe.
*****NEWSFLASH******
Dear readers,
Hedo urgently needs your help in purchasing Hard Rock Cafe Zippo lighters.
If there is a Hard Rock Cafe in your area and you're willing to help me out, please drop me a message in my comment box. I will bear the cost of purchase and shipping.
Thanking you all very much in advance.
Dear readers,
Hedo urgently needs your help in purchasing Hard Rock Cafe Zippo lighters.
If there is a Hard Rock Cafe in your area and you're willing to help me out, please drop me a message in my comment box. I will bear the cost of purchase and shipping.
Thanking you all very much in advance.
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Beach escape
During the weekend, we went to Damai Lagoon.
It was drizzling and rather cold.
The beach looked grey and sort of depressing, but I like it.
It was drizzling and rather cold.
The beach looked grey and sort of depressing, but I like it.
First things first... MAHJONG!!!
Oh how I love mahjong despite the fact that I totally suck at it and poor B had to cover my losses.
Mahjong.
My heart skips a beat at the sound of your tiles.
Oh how I love mahjong despite the fact that I totally suck at it and poor B had to cover my losses.
Mahjong.
My heart skips a beat at the sound of your tiles.
And the winning numbers were revealed.
That's right people, it's.. 1124!!
Nipple-pinching has not goine out of fashion yet, I'm afraid.
That's right people, it's.. 1124!!
Nipple-pinching has not goine out of fashion yet, I'm afraid.
The boys glued themselves to the Singapore vs M'sia football match.
I built a mahjong tower.
And forced the girl in red to pose dementedly for me.
I built a mahjong tower.
And forced the girl in red to pose dementedly for me.
The day we checked out, the tide was coming in.
A strong wind was blowing and the weather was downright gloomy.
We drove back in the driving rain.
And I forced the girl in red to wave goodbye.
A strong wind was blowing and the weather was downright gloomy.
We drove back in the driving rain.
And I forced the girl in red to wave goodbye.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
i love you but i need to breathei like to cuddle, but when it's really time to sleep, i prefer to move back to my own side of the bed.
it's been like that eversince i discovered that boys have expanding penises.
i dunno, i always feel that my share of oxygen is being used up extra fast when i'm lying too close to a person.
my lungs crave for oxygen, which is a rather oxymoronic thing for a smoker to say.
it's been like that eversince i discovered that boys have expanding penises.
i dunno, i always feel that my share of oxygen is being used up extra fast when i'm lying too close to a person.
my lungs crave for oxygen, which is a rather oxymoronic thing for a smoker to say.
*cynical laugh*
Monday, January 22, 2007
Update: KFC Alaskan Fish Burger SUCKS!!!
KFC Alaskan Fish Burger SUCKS.
30% larger than McD's Filet O'Fish? No. It's around the same size. KFC's burger bun is slightly larger, but the Filet O'Fish patty is thicker and the meat is alot more fine.
Their tagline: Gerenti sedap? No. The sauce is weird. MK said it tasted like sambal. N said it tasted like asam laksa. I thought it tasted like Thai green chilli sauce.
Will I be going back for a second round? I certainly don't think so.
I forgot to take photos of the burger, which in hindsight is a good thing because it looks so darn unappetising. And it was messy and slippery. By nature I can handle a burger well without dripping sauce all over the place but the Alaskan Fish Burger was just so slippery and within 20 seconds of holding the burger, the patty was slowly slipping out from between the bread. I had sauce on my fingers, my palm, and the remaining sauce in the burger was dripping back into the carton. The fish was much coarser than McD's Filet O'Fish and it seemed overfried.
According to KFC Holdings managing director Jamaludin Md Ali, the Alaskan Fish Burger is a better product compared to the previous KFC Fish Sandwich. The company will monitor how the Alaskan Fish Burger will fare in the market for the next two to three months and if it does well, they will make it a signature product. In conjunction with the launch, KFC is offering a money-back guarantee for anyone not satisfied with the burger. [newslink here]
HOW COME I DID NOT SEE ANY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE NOTICE IN KFC JUST NOW?!?!?!?
30% larger than McD's Filet O'Fish? No. It's around the same size. KFC's burger bun is slightly larger, but the Filet O'Fish patty is thicker and the meat is alot more fine.
Their tagline: Gerenti sedap? No. The sauce is weird. MK said it tasted like sambal. N said it tasted like asam laksa. I thought it tasted like Thai green chilli sauce.
Will I be going back for a second round? I certainly don't think so.
I forgot to take photos of the burger, which in hindsight is a good thing because it looks so darn unappetising. And it was messy and slippery. By nature I can handle a burger well without dripping sauce all over the place but the Alaskan Fish Burger was just so slippery and within 20 seconds of holding the burger, the patty was slowly slipping out from between the bread. I had sauce on my fingers, my palm, and the remaining sauce in the burger was dripping back into the carton. The fish was much coarser than McD's Filet O'Fish and it seemed overfried.
According to KFC Holdings managing director Jamaludin Md Ali, the Alaskan Fish Burger is a better product compared to the previous KFC Fish Sandwich. The company will monitor how the Alaskan Fish Burger will fare in the market for the next two to three months and if it does well, they will make it a signature product. In conjunction with the launch, KFC is offering a money-back guarantee for anyone not satisfied with the burger. [newslink here]
HOW COME I DID NOT SEE ANY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE NOTICE IN KFC JUST NOW?!?!?!?
Hmph.
The only redeeming factor was that those KFC minions agreed to exchange my coleslaw for mashed potato without kicking up too much fuss. But I knew they didn't look to happy. Heh.
Btw, 10 minutes after my meal, I had a bad stomachache. The kind that precede diarrhoea. I came out of the loo to find my lunch companion N clutching her stomach with a slightly strickened look on her face.
Go figure.
The fish burger that has 30% more fish than its competitors
This is my technicoloured cubicle.
My cubicle is interesting because it's decorated with advertisement postcards. Yups, those FOC ones you can get from places like Bing! and Thymes.
My cubicles is chaotic because I have four mugs and three calendars and tons of plastic coffee stirrers from McD.
My cubicle is fattening because we don't have a pantry in the office. I've got Jacob's Hi-Cal vege crackers, Old Town 3-in-1 hazelnut flavoured white coffee, NesVita 3-in-1 cereal drink, Milo 3-in-1, and Maggi Mee Mini Snack - assam laksa flavour tucked in the left corner of my cubby.
Has anyone tried KFC's Alaskan Fish Burger yet? I've tried their normal fish burger before and didn't like it at all. IMHO, it tasted weird. I like McD's Filet O'Fish but only the double ones.
Btw, someone forwarded me an online voucher for the Alaskan Fish Burger Combo (1 burger + 1 regular coleslaw + 1 regular carbonated drink). It's good for a 20% discount and valid till17/2/2007. Whoever wants a copy (8 vouchers per copy), just leave your name and email in the comment box and I'll forward a copy to you.
Btw again, the vouchers are only valid in Malaysia.
My cubicle is interesting because it's decorated with advertisement postcards. Yups, those FOC ones you can get from places like Bing! and Thymes.
My cubicles is chaotic because I have four mugs and three calendars and tons of plastic coffee stirrers from McD.
My cubicle is fattening because we don't have a pantry in the office. I've got Jacob's Hi-Cal vege crackers, Old Town 3-in-1 hazelnut flavoured white coffee, NesVita 3-in-1 cereal drink, Milo 3-in-1, and Maggi Mee Mini Snack - assam laksa flavour tucked in the left corner of my cubby.
Has anyone tried KFC's Alaskan Fish Burger yet? I've tried their normal fish burger before and didn't like it at all. IMHO, it tasted weird. I like McD's Filet O'Fish but only the double ones.
Btw, someone forwarded me an online voucher for the Alaskan Fish Burger Combo (1 burger + 1 regular coleslaw + 1 regular carbonated drink). It's good for a 20% discount and valid till17/2/2007. Whoever wants a copy (8 vouchers per copy), just leave your name and email in the comment box and I'll forward a copy to you.
Btw again, the vouchers are only valid in Malaysia.
Sunday, January 21, 2007
No title because I'm in a rushSnglguy, here's the doing the meme as promised.
5 Things That Happened Because Of Blogging
Through blogging…
1) I learned that freedom of speech exists, but nobody is free from the consequences that follow.
2) I learned that posting tons of kawaii pics is NOT a good cover-up for lousy writing.
3) I discovered that Kuching's most popular blogger is actually quite boring in person.
4) I managed to give my already over-inflated ego an extra boost.
5) I met the God of Sarky-But-Totally-Excellent-Blogs Merv Kwok. Uhm no, he's not related to Aaron Kwok.
It was a good weekend. Liverpool creamed Chelsea 2-0. But best of all, Arsenal fucked Man Utd upside down and I'm a happy girl.
We went to 3rd Mile on Saturday night to watch the Liverpool-Chelsea match and amidst the sea of Liverpool supporters, sat two sorrowful Chelsea fans in their sorrowful blue jerseys and not once did they even cheer for their club.
We went to 3rd Mile on Saturday night to watch the Liverpool-Chelsea match and amidst the sea of Liverpool supporters, sat two sorrowful Chelsea fans in their sorrowful blue jerseys and not once did they even cheer for their club.
Heh.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Let's play room escape!The best room escape games I've played in 2006:
1. My Diamond Baby
If you thought those coloured room escape series (Crimson, Viridian etc) were too easy, try My Diamond Baby. Go on, try it. It's goooooood.
2. Submachine 2: The Lighthouse
Escape from the lighthouse! At first I hated this one because I'm not gifted with patience but then I gave it another shot and well, it's not too difficult but can be time-consuming.
3. Submachine
The prequel to Submachine 2. Alot easier than Submachine. I like this one. Heh.
Can't wait for this weekend. Two big matches coming up... Liverpool vs Chelsea and Arsenal vs MU! *hops around excitedly*
Oh, the dead rat is gone. Dang.
This is rather disturbing
No-brainer day. I spent it...
1. Watching South Park.
2. Watching Click. Yeah, that Adam Sandler remote control movie.
3. Playing 7 Deadly Sins. It's a dumb game. Only someone like MK could love it.
I saw a dead rat on the way to work today. I was so so so soooooooooo tempted to stop the car and take a close-up pic, but I was running late for my breakfast appointment already.
I hope the rat is still there tomorrow morning. But I think chances are very slim due to an abundance of stray dogs and cats and an occasional monitor lizard around the area.
Sob. I sooo want a roadkill series of pics.
Sob.
1. Watching South Park.
2. Watching Click. Yeah, that Adam Sandler remote control movie.
3. Playing 7 Deadly Sins. It's a dumb game. Only someone like MK could love it.
I saw a dead rat on the way to work today. I was so so so soooooooooo tempted to stop the car and take a close-up pic, but I was running late for my breakfast appointment already.
I hope the rat is still there tomorrow morning. But I think chances are very slim due to an abundance of stray dogs and cats and an occasional monitor lizard around the area.
Sob. I sooo want a roadkill series of pics.
Sob.
Monday, January 15, 2007
We live in a fast food nation
Everyday I take the same route home from the office. I've got every single pothole and bump on the road memorized from Saberkas onwards.
Cat no more sounds like a feline repellent. Like Bugs Be Gone or something. A few seconds after I snapped the photo, a huge truck drove by a ran over the cat's head. It was grossly fascinating to watch the carcass flop around while splattering more blood and tissue matter onto the road.
McD is serving curly fries. Even my health-conscious sister cannot resist curly fries. I should know, I've been tempting her for three days already. Hehe.
Hedo's McD favourites:
1. Double Filet-O-Fish. Only double. The normal filet-o-fish are boringly tasteless.
2. Sausage and Egg McMuffin.
3. CURLY FRIES!!!
Hedo's KFC favourites:
1. Snack plate. Hot and spicy chicken please. And give me the thigh and breast. I don't like drumsticks.
2. Mash potatoes.
Hedo's Sugar Bun favourites:
1. Nothing
Hedo's Burger King favourites:
1. Whopper with cheese.
2. The bacon something something.
Hedo's Pizza Hut favourites:
1. Hawaiian Supreme stuffed crust. I don't like pizza with olives, onions, or capsicum.
Remember children, fast food is bad for you.
McD is serving curly fries. Even my health-conscious sister cannot resist curly fries. I should know, I've been tempting her for three days already. Hehe.
Hedo's McD favourites:
1. Double Filet-O-Fish. Only double. The normal filet-o-fish are boringly tasteless.
2. Sausage and Egg McMuffin.
3. CURLY FRIES!!!
Hedo's KFC favourites:
1. Snack plate. Hot and spicy chicken please. And give me the thigh and breast. I don't like drumsticks.
2. Mash potatoes.
Hedo's Sugar Bun favourites:
1. Nothing
Hedo's Burger King favourites:
1. Whopper with cheese.
2. The bacon something something.
Hedo's Pizza Hut favourites:
1. Hawaiian Supreme stuffed crust. I don't like pizza with olives, onions, or capsicum.
Remember children, fast food is bad for you.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Hao peng youGood friends live to abuse each other...
...by sticking a burning ciggie in their eyes
...or up their noses
...by indulging in some wholesome nipple-pinching
...and some good ol' finger suckingI bought a new handphone yesterday and thought it might be fun to test the camera.
And uhm, none of the animals were harmed during phototaking.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Chau ah bengs should all dieAfter I've nearly killed myself trying to log into Blogger for the past two days, I finally gave up and switched to Wordpress (I'm beginning to love it). Then suddenly I could log into Blogger. Oh, the sheer irony of it.
Anyway, I'm championing for a cause now. The "PEOPLE WITH ROTTEN ENGLISH SHOULD JUST BLOODY STAY AWAY FROM FRIENDSTER" cause. It's a lovely one.
View these classic email transactions. Btw, all spelling, grammatical etc mistakes are purely intentional.
Him: mushi mushi!
Me: hi there. how are you?
Him: hi hi.me fine here. are you the GF of ashbel? hopy new year to you o.
Me: happy new year to you too. nope, who is ashbel?
Him: o..couse my pren gf also the same wit u tat's why lo. whe you live? kch?
Me: oh okay. yeah i'm from kuching. i know you're karen's friend. she mentioned you and your auntie's pug a few times.
Him: wat ???i don even know u.
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! So cibaiiiii stupid!!! Idiots like him should be relegated to Bengster or Moronster or Dumbster or Retardster. Just stay far far away from me!!
Can vomit blood.
That was the bad. Now this is the good.
::four seasons of surrealism::
::night lights::Pretty photos make me happy. Have a great weekend y'alls.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Operation Free HedoThings suck at home. Most of the time I feel that my family and I are living on different planets. I come home and my mother starts nagging and oh god it drives me crazy because I've kinda stopped answering back and so in the end I take whatever verbal shit and bad karma I get from her up to my room and pretend that I'm going to kill myself to escape all this unnecessary drama and misery.
I see my parents for what, an average of 5 minutes every day and I think it's a total overdose already. My mother's pissed because I'm hardly at home, but I'm hardly at home because she'll take all her frustrations out on me. I swear, every time I reach home and I see my both my parents' cars in the driveway, I get cold sweats and stomach cramps. And I almost always get diarrhoea after that.
Am embarking on a self-emancipation project. I'm going to fit all my life possessions into two suitcases. Unnecessary stuff will have to go, which includes my college textbooks, back (but excellent condition) issues of FHM mags, the Gameboy Advance + games, misc books (too many to mention) and alot more stuff which I can't think of at spur moment.
Anyone want IT books (which I have tons) and still in excellent condition? I have books on SQL/some database thingy, Visual Basic (Dummies Guide to...), C++, Java and many others. I'm willing to part with them for FREE as long as you pay for the postage and handling costs. Or arrange for a meet up in Kuching, whatever. I could give those books to the Salvation Army but I'd rather they went to someone who's interested in IT and make good use of them (unlike me).
Interested? Don't email. Just let me know in my comment box.
Oh I've got a shitload of Cleo mags too. Anyone who owns hair salons or clinics and need to update/replenish their magazine supply, let me know.
I see my parents for what, an average of 5 minutes every day and I think it's a total overdose already. My mother's pissed because I'm hardly at home, but I'm hardly at home because she'll take all her frustrations out on me. I swear, every time I reach home and I see my both my parents' cars in the driveway, I get cold sweats and stomach cramps. And I almost always get diarrhoea after that.
Am embarking on a self-emancipation project. I'm going to fit all my life possessions into two suitcases. Unnecessary stuff will have to go, which includes my college textbooks, back (but excellent condition) issues of FHM mags, the Gameboy Advance + games, misc books (too many to mention) and alot more stuff which I can't think of at spur moment.
Anyone want IT books (which I have tons) and still in excellent condition? I have books on SQL/some database thingy, Visual Basic (Dummies Guide to...), C++, Java and many others. I'm willing to part with them for FREE as long as you pay for the postage and handling costs. Or arrange for a meet up in Kuching, whatever. I could give those books to the Salvation Army but I'd rather they went to someone who's interested in IT and make good use of them (unlike me).
Interested? Don't email. Just let me know in my comment box.
Oh I've got a shitload of Cleo mags too. Anyone who owns hair salons or clinics and need to update/replenish their magazine supply, let me know.
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Say what?Me: Eh, you remember that lawyer who got shot a few years back?
GFM: Oh ya... some more he was shot plank boint!
(Silence)
B: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLANK BOINT!!
GFM: HMPH!! I MEANT POINT BLANK OKAY!?!
The gay fartmachine is speaks dyslexic English. He once told me that his dad cleared his nasal passages by using an "anal spray". Go figure.
Friday, January 05, 2007
What's that sappy Adam Sandler song again?
Saw this old couple having a night stroll around the Central Padang a few months ago.
I managed to catch them on camera while I was waiting for the traffic light to turn green.
I don't think I want to live as long as the old couple, but if I do, I want to be pampered and pushed around in a wheelchair. Even if I can still walk.
I managed to catch them on camera while I was waiting for the traffic light to turn green.
I don't think I want to live as long as the old couple, but if I do, I want to be pampered and pushed around in a wheelchair. Even if I can still walk.
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Can you get laid with your clothes on?It rained yesterday.
It rained today.
It will rain tomorrow.
If I boil my current needs in single words, I'll probably come up with a list like this:
1. Sleep
2. Orgasm
3. Money
4. Mahjong
No food because I'm still full from dinner.
I submitted my report to my editor in Australia today and I think I accidentally attached half my brains with it. Oh well, you don't need brains to watch South Park.
Which is what I'm about to do now.
Here's a pic taken during the Damai trip. We were having an orgy but the gay fartmachine was disqualified for being somewhat "lacking". So he came up with this...
It rained today.
It will rain tomorrow.
If I boil my current needs in single words, I'll probably come up with a list like this:
1. Sleep
2. Orgasm
3. Money
4. Mahjong
No food because I'm still full from dinner.
I submitted my report to my editor in Australia today and I think I accidentally attached half my brains with it. Oh well, you don't need brains to watch South Park.
Which is what I'm about to do now.
Here's a pic taken during the Damai trip. We were having an orgy but the gay fartmachine was disqualified for being somewhat "lacking". So he came up with this...
Be afraid. Be very afraid.The eve of New Year's Eve
Spent the eve of New Year's Eve at Damai Beach with the boyfriend, a bunch of crazy colleagues, and a gay fartmachine.
I rekindled my love for mahjong. My B's the sarky mahjong hotshot. I'm the silent but determined n00b. In the end, the hotshot covered the n00b's losses. Heh.
There was a funny incident where I wasn't too sure whether my tiles were sufficient to end the game, so I called for surrounding help. Pretty silly considering that my right and left hand man knew even less about mahjong than I did, but we came to a conclusion that I had to continue playing.
In fact, I could've ended the game but due I continued playing. My colleague C finished the game first and I had to pay him RM24. It was an expensive lesson. B ragged me to no end but I forgave him because he covered my losses.
I rekindled my love for mahjong. My B's the sarky mahjong hotshot. I'm the silent but determined n00b. In the end, the hotshot covered the n00b's losses. Heh.
There was a funny incident where I wasn't too sure whether my tiles were sufficient to end the game, so I called for surrounding help. Pretty silly considering that my right and left hand man knew even less about mahjong than I did, but we came to a conclusion that I had to continue playing.
In fact, I could've ended the game but due I continued playing. My colleague C finished the game first and I had to pay him RM24. It was an expensive lesson. B ragged me to no end but I forgave him because he covered my losses.
It rained the whole day, the seafood dinner was good but oh-so-expensive, and the shower agressively rained water directly at your face at the slightest flick of the knob.
It was fun.
It was fun.
