Tuesday, September 11, 2007
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Posted by Hedonistics Anonymous :: 11:58 pm ::
My colleague MK thinks that sometimes I'm too full of myself.
Well, I think so too.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.HEDO'S QUOTABLE QUOTES:
1. I had a baby walker last time. I still have photos of me zooming around in the walker. I looked so cute, you know.(To B and colleague N, who managed to look aghast after that)2. Eh, what do you think of that bag? I think it's really cool lorh... AND IT'S SOOOOO ME!!(To MK, who patiently puts up with my hobo bag fetish)3. Hello? Because I'm worth it, okay?(To justify why I deserve anything I want)4. Omg, I'm like Miss Universe compared to her.(To B, about his ex. Yes, I'm very mean, so sue me)5. Womansie, here's the link... click on it. Do you see the recipe for cheese and chives scones? Now bake for me! I want scones, dammit!(To Miss Thongs, who truly understands my need for sugar-free chocolate brownies with pecans)6. Got buy me present or not? If you don't buy me present, DON'T EVEN THINK OF BRINGING YOUR GAY ASS BACK TO KUCHING!!(To my Australian gay buddy, who spoils me in return for allowing him to be ultra whiny and clingy)6. You know what, this is the benefit of being... ME!(To MK, about why I get twice-yearly parent-sponsored trips to cool places)
Sometimes I cannot believe the things I say.