Posted by Hedonistics Anonymous :: 7:03 pm ::
I'm too darn busy playing The Da Vinci Code Quest on Google
. Pity the prizes are only valid for those who live in the US, UK and Aussie, but no matter... I still want to play! It's pretty addictive if you're into IQ puzzle games (like me) and so today's blog post will short, sweet, and narcissistic (just like me, too!). Btw, I ripped this Q&A thing from my lecturer's Friendster
bulletin board. He's a cheeky camwhore..: WHO :.
Who is in the house with you?# Hello.. I'm in the office right now.
Who was the last person to IM you?# Erm.. prolly Thongs. She's the only one enthusiastic to see me online. LOL.
Who are you thinking about now?# Myself.
Who did you last talk to on the phone?# My colleague MK.
Whose house did you last go to?# Hmm.. my own, I guess.
Who are your best friends?# Me, myself and I :)
Who is (was) your favorite teacher?# Mr Anthony David Priestly @ Awang Daud bin Pontianak. He was my Form 2 English teacher from UK and he is the bestest teacher ever in this screwed up world!
Whose birthday is next?# Hmm. I have no idea. Prolly mine next year?
Who was the last person you told you love them?# Anthony Bourdain. I tell him that I love him to pieces everytime I see him on TV.
Who do you wish you were with right now?# Anthony Bourdain. There's just something about this sarcastic, badass, chain-smoking chef that turns me on.
Who's your favorite relative?# Anyone who gives me ang-pows or buys me (expensive) gifts. Nahhh... I've got a few favourite cousins (like this one here)..: WHERE :.
Where do you go to school?# SEGi College.
Where do you live?# Pussy Galore.
Where is your phone?# On my table.
Where are your parents?# Dad's at the office. Mum's prolly at home applying her warpaint.
Where do you sleep?# On any available bed. Naked men optional.
Where do you shop the most?# KL and Kuching for clothes. Miri for expensive bras.
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?# Mum bought it from PDI or Padini... can't recall.
Where did you last take a car ride to?# To work.
Where in your house are you?# HELLO!!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REPEAT THAT I'M IN THE EFFING OFFICE?!?!
.: WHAT :.
What was the last thing you ate?# Fattening stick wafers. Excuse me while I go purge.
What was the last thing you drank?# Coffee. I'm such a caffeine-holic.
What color pants are you wearing?# I'm wearing a black skirt. With matching panties underneath.
What kind of cell phone do you have?# Nokia 8250. It's very pocket-friendly, does its job well, and best of all, noone wants to steal it.
What is the closest item near you that is blue?# My coffee mug.
What are you wearing on your feet?# Shoes?
What instant messaging service do you use?# MSN.
What are your favorite colors?# Monochromatic ones.
What is your screen name?# I refuse to answer this one.
What is your most used away message?# Out For Lunch.
What is your favorite shoe brand?# Adidas, Vincci, Hush Puppies, Nike
What do you wear more; jeans or shorts?# None. I like bermudas. I like to look like a beach bum.
What is the last movie watched?# Mission Impossible 3.
What songs do you currently listen to?# Anything by Dave Koz. I'm very into jazz for now..: WHEN :.
When did you start school?# Way back in 1984.
When did you meet your best friend?# Eversince the day I was born. :)
When is your birthday?# 1st May
When did you last go to the mall?# Today. I work in a mall.
When did you last buy a new pair of pants?# Last week at the Lea Centre clearance sale. I got my Adidas shorts for only RM25!
When did you last light a candle?# I have seriously no idea. Prolly during my birthday last year.
When were you last at school?# Last Thursday night.
When did you last see your dad?# This morning.
When did you last take a shower?# This morning.
What is the biggest news you heard today?# That someone is going to get shoved off the stairs today. Seriously.
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Angel minus wings and halo
Sometimes I think I should come with a "Beware: Highly Unpredictable" sticker attached to my shoulder (concealed under a sleeved t-shirt as not to scare people off).
I am very capable of saying the most damning things with the straightest face. I am very capable of dramatizing the most trivial issues. I am very capable of shocking you out of your socks when you least expect it. Yay to poker faces.
Btw, did I say how much I adore frisbee? Well, I adore frisbee even more now that I've gotten myself 2 pairs of Nike sneakers! But couldn't bare to dirty both pairs in a day, so I only managed to thrash the retro dark blue pair. It's so pretty with a fat yellow Swoosh logo on the side, and Nike written in cursive at the back, but pity it's slightly mud-splattered now. No matter, though. There's still another pair waiting to be pounded through mud!
Anyway, I take a certain perverse pleasure in regaling bits and pieces of my "angelic" past to my churchmembers and watch their eyes widen as they hunt around for an appropriate answer. Sometimes I purposely exaggerate some parts to maximize the shock factor. It's so fun to put staid people on a mental hell trip... bwahahahahahaha. Yay, add some spice in their boring imagination.
"I wonder whether anti-depressants work at all," mused one nice churchgoer (NCG).
"Oh, they do. Just that they usually take effect only when you're feeling kinda down. Pop a Prozac and you'll prolly be smiling like a Cheshire cat eventhough the last thing you want to do is smile," I quipped.
(All the NCGs at the table started giving me queer looks, but they're too polite to make any comments... yet)
"And..." I added, "If you're not depressed you can prolly pop 3 or 4 pills at one go and not feel a thing. But then when you wake up the following morning, you'll feel like a drug addict on cold turkey. All that shivering... and your teeth just keeps chattering. Can't stop for about a few hours! My goodness, you don't even feel like leaving the bedroom!"
(The above paragraph contains examples of Hedo exaggerating and dramatizing some erm things. See if you can spot them!)
By this time, all the NCGs have eyes bigger than dinner plates already. Best of all, they're torn between asking or staying polite. One NCG eventually gathered enough courage to ask, "Erm how do you know?"
"Oh, I'm actually a recovering druggie. I started on pills way back in high school before graduating to hard stuff like heroin. Man, I miss those days." "I've experimented a few times before."
"Ohh er.. I see.." *polite cough to hide shocked expression*
Yes, I am such an angelic poster child.
Edited: The recovering druggie, pills, and heroin parts are purely crap. I do not endorse chems (E, Happy 5, etc) or snorting anything in powder form. If I had RM700, I'd rather spend it on a new handphone than on a packet of high quality ketamine. I'm not above indulging occasionally in weed, except the last trip was so effing bad, I almost totally swore off it. Oh wait, maybe I already have. *shrugs*
Posted by Hedonistics Anonymous :: 7:18 pm ::
Thursday, May 04, 2006
You better watch out, you better not cry...
My lecturer is somewhat of a cutie. He looks like those typical chinese ed kids... fair, small eyes, and he speaks with a slightly nasal whine.
Thank goodness he's tall and has a really nice, perky arse.
And then I googled him and discovered that he's born in 1984. Argh. That's four very loooong years younger than me.
WHAT THE EFFINGWHOREHOUSE IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!?!
*throws hands up in despair*
Prior to this, I wouldn't have given guys like my lecturer a second glance. Heck, even my age radar is screwed up! At the rate I'm eyeing barely legal
boys guys, I might as well just relabel myself a paedophile. A word of caution to rich parents: don't ever let your under-26yo sons stray my way.
On second thoughts, I think there's nothing I like better at the moment than a rich, innocent, 22yo virgin boy. Mmm.
Think boycakes. Ab-so-lute-ly scandilicious.
Mr S, you better watch out... *evilgrin!* :)
Edited: And thennnnnnn harrrrr... I just found out that my lecturer might be gay. Actually, I did suspect that for awhile because he's got pretty boy looks and he's slightly "soft". See how bloody screwed up my life is? Along with my age-dar, my gaydar is fucked too!!!!! AAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!
I am so embarassed.
Someone just kill me, please.
Posted by Hedonistics Anonymous :: 6:12 pm ::
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
I'm not in the mood to blog today.
I wanted to do a freestyle piece but the words seem to flee everytime I seek to pen them down.
This morning was simply gorgeous. Perfect weather - bright and sunny, yet breezy. It's just one of those days when I'm glad to be alive. I was so tempted to play hooky, but my assignment beckoned and so here I am, stuck within the half-walls of my cubby.
What a space of blogspace. I guess I'll just answer yesterday's post comments here.snglguy:
Did I enjoy church camp? Yes, I did. The first night I was down with migraine. The second night, I was down with mild depression. Erm, make that self-diagnosed depression. Sometimes I wish God wasn't such a mindreader. Half of the pastor's sermon on the second night was sooo like the story of my life. The bad bits, that is.fh20:
Oooo... thank you so much! Can, can... please take me for a kayak ride. I want to go see river dolphins. I want to bring one home and rear it in the bath tub. Yesh.iwene:
Huh. Your time will come, girl... just you wait. And of course I survived church camp. I'm not as *fragile* as I make out to be. Bwahahahahahahahahaha.spot:
Thank you. Btw, I loved your little freestyle piece *envy*
. Kel and I are just friends, which is a good but very boring thing.yvy:
Those mozzies can't penetrate my permanent nicotine smokescreen!!! And I didn't get any pressies this year. Just lots of dinners - the best being the sashimi & oyster buffet. Heh.
Okay peeps, y'alls have a nice boring day.
Posted by Hedonistics Anonymous :: 7:20 pm ::
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
A gazillion thanks to those who sent me pwetty birthday wishes and hugs through my blog: jay
and thru smses and phone calls: kel, el, ac, seb
, as, emsie cupcake...
and thru real life: the entire first baptist church (fbc) motley crew...
and those who bought me dinner(s): thongsie
, mk, hing, ac, and my parents.
Unfortunately, I had to pay for my own cake and drinks (which was alot more expensive than the dinner) because my dad has zero concept of "please pay for the food at the counter". In his own world, self-service is a myth and noone ever pays for food before it is tasted.
I bought myself two pairs of Nike shoes (in addition to three pairs of Adidas sports shorts, an Adidas top, and a pair of Adidas slippers). Yayness, I'm all kitted to play frisbee now!
Church camp was fun, except for the first night when I went to bed at 10pm due to a pounding migraine, and the second night when I temporarily lapsed into depression and MK had to play psychiatrist with me. I discovered that when placed in a room with five or more squealing girls, I get very nervous and agitated. I discovered that exposure to rain gives me an effing migraine. I discovered that I am not afraid of cicadas and stink bugs. I discovered that I still know how to sweep the floor. The last time I swept the floor before camp was 2 years ago, and I don't ever sweep the floor at home because that's, well, the maid's job innit? Heh.
I am one with my inner snob. Ohmmmm.....
Posted by Hedonistics Anonymous :: 11:36 pm ::