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Hedonistics Anonymous

Monday, May 08, 2006

kids... bleurgh...

i can finally admit freely that i don't like little kids. before this, i would actually attempt my damndest to at least smile and play with them for awhile, but now i don't give a rat's ass anymore. now i don't even bother pretending to be nice to little kids.

i'm perfectly contented if those little brats ignore me. don't worry about manners. i'm totally indifferent to good behaviour, but woe betide if you show your disgusting precociousness in front of me. i hate kids who act all geniusy and talkative and everyone is expected to ooohhh and aaahhh and pretend to be sooooo amazed ("wow, your little boy is soooo clever!").

yesterday, i was at the spa centre washing the makeup from my face, and there's this weirdo little boy who kept staring at me. no matter how much i shot evil looks at him, he continued staring. finally, i couldn't take it anymore and so i snapped at him, "what are you staring at, you retard?"

obviously he didn't understand such "deep" english, but he was startled, and scooted off.

even worse are parents who permit their kids to run amok during church and formal dinners. those are the same parents who boast their heads off at their kids' teeny weeny accomplishments. makes me want to ram two fingers down my throat and puke all over their heads.

and then i'm going to tell those idiotic parents, "be grateful it's only puke. next time your useless kids would prolly puke and shit all over your heads."

being single is so liberating... aaaaaahhhhhhh...


Posted by Hedonistics Anonymous :: 11:50 pm :: |
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