Thursday, September 22, 2005
Posted by Hedonistics Anonymous :: 6:20 pm ::
Nowadays my breakfast consists of a glass of some highly nutritious organic fibre drink and I'm off to work. Oh, and a vitamin C pill to go with it.
Before that, my breakfast consisted of a bowl of Post cereals. I adore Post products - especially Post Fruit & Fibre Cereal with peaches, raisins & almonds. So yummy...!
Sadly, the organic drink finished two days ago and noone in the family is hardworking enough to replenish the stock. Actually, I went to the shop after work yesterday only to discover that they close at 6pm. Sigh.
So now my breakfast consists of a two glasses of water, a vitamin C pill and a Pharmaton capsule. Very, very healthy and 100% fat free. Really.
Last night, I was complaining to Kel about how "pitiful" my breakfast is (yes, I'm an attention whore that way) and suddenly it hit me.
What if all our meals were replaced by pills?
(Announcement over speakers)
"Attention all factory workers. It's time for lunch break."
(One minute later)
"Attention all factory workers. Lunch is over. Now get back to work."
Funny, but very scary as well. Heh!