You are such a silly and cartoonish person. You are confident, quick-witted and have a natural sense of humour. Even during the most stressful times, you keep your cool, live by the rules and focus on solving the task at hand. To your friends, you are always that loyal companion standing by their side, cheering them up when they're feeling down. You have virtually no enemies. People simply enjoy having you around.
You are like Flora the Furniture Maker (from Alice in Sexland Hentai Comics) because you have a schlong as well as a pussy. You are cartoonish because you are a hentai character. You are silly because despite having a schlong, sometimes you end up being buggered.
You are confident (when dressed in cleavage-revealing tops), quick-witted (when not brain dead) and have a natural sense of humour (Replace "natural" with "vulgar". More appropriate)
Even during the most stressful times, you keep your cool, live by the rules and focus on solving the task at hand. (KNN, he's been eating my pussy for 15 mins and I still notchet cum!! How arh.. how arh.. Tell him to stop arh?? Fuck, I think my pussy's licked until out of shape already!! Aiya, but cannot tell him to stop or else he'll be hurt. How arh.. Hmmm.. *Ponders* Ah, I know! *Starts twitching and moaning uncontrollably. Fakes a super-orgasm. Praises the guy enthusiastically for being Stud of the Year*) Heh.
To your friends, you are always that loyal companion standing by their side, cheering them up when they're feeling down. (How true. I even have an official sob session outfit - a cute little pink cheerleading outfit and rainbow pompoms)
You have virtually no enemies. (That's because MY daddy is BIGGER than your daddy. If you bully me, later I tell my daddy. My daddy is very fierce. My daddy will kill your daddy)
People simply enjoy having you around. (LOL! Ems constantly complains that I'm terribly potty-mouthed and yet he still bothers to look for me. Why? Because I'm a good conversationalist and I laugh at both his funny and unfunny jokes)