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Of course I didn't submit THAT photo! I submitted the pre-photoshopped version of it. And for those who have seen it before, yes it's the underaged jap-girl-lookalike pic. Lately I've been rather obsessed with protecting my privacy. (Translate: guilt)

Ooooo... my celebmatch is Zhang Zhi Yi. Which leads to me to believe that FaceAnalyzer is pure bullshit but hey, sometimes bullshit does wonders to the ego.

Anyway, according to my Personality Profile, I'm just an average person with a very low gay factor and low promiscuity level. Actually I am rather comforted that fact because now I have an excuse to openly ogle Devon Aoki and Paris Hilton's tits and ass. I can resume my collection of studs and toyboys. I can sleep around without worrying about brainless, vicious, gossipmongers.

Gossipmonger : OMG, you lesbo/slut ah?

Me : *Whipping out FaceAnalyzer report* Say that again and I'll sue your sorry arse off for slander.