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Sunday, June 14, 2009

A feast for the senses

Watched Visitor Q over the weekend.

Haven't watched this kind of movie in ages - weird fetish sexual crap that Japs seem to excel at. Visitor Q's about this stranger who entered the lives of this really really screwed up family. He screws them up even more to the point of total chaos just to make them realize the importance of being a family. It has nearly every sort of disturbing scenarios - incest, senseless violence, drugs, murder, scat, lactation, necrophilia etc.

Sometimes I think I'm too old for this kind of stuff, but then again, I diligently scour the Net for movies that would shock me senseless. It's not the porn factor, I don't even like that stuff. I'm a voyeur of human depravity in every manner. I want to know how low can a person go. In a bid to shock me some time back, a good friend sent me a link to "2 girls 1 cup", which, for those uninitiated, involves two girls shitting and puking into a cup and consuming the contents.

In a bid to pay it forward, I sent another friend this link: http://kidsinsandbox.net/

Hehe.

Back in Miri, I used to watch bizarre movies on a regular basis until one of my housemates actually told his brother to lock the kitchen knives up in case I decide to murder them one by one in their sleep. Right. They should talk. They're the ones who sit around in their undies, littering every square inch of the floor surrounding the sofa set with beer cans and bottles, and watching disturbingly violent Jap porn... those potential rapists.






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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Great Couple Meme with added salt and spices

Ripped from the demanding bitch herself. Good luck with getting your Vera Wang wedding dress.

P/S: I do not claim all answers to be true.


1. Tell us about the first time you met and your first impression of him/her:-

At Foody Goody kopitiam. We were both on our best behaviour. He didn't smoke. I didn't utter a single obscenity. He thought I was simple and undemanding. I thought he was extremely calm and unsarcastic. Few months down the road, he's getting migraines from my obsession with branded bags and my fragile ego has been ripped to shreds from sarcasm overload.


2. What’s a weird habit or quirk that s/he has?:-

He only goes for haircuts on rainy days.


3. What makes him/her happy?:-

Haircuts. Rainy days. Liverpool winning. Playing Championship Manager on the PC. Money. Seeing me happy.


4. What makes him/her sad?:-

Lack of money. Not seeing me for a few days. Seeing me sad.


5. What makes him/her angry?:-

Hot weather. Backstabbers. People who repeatedly make the same mistakes.


6. What excites him/her?:-

Big football matches. Going on trips with me.


7. Tell us something funny about him/her:-

The first time he received an sms from "Angie" inviting him to go for drinks, I threw a tantrum because I don't like my man to go drinking with unknown chicks.

Then I found out that Angie was short for Angelo, his best friend, who's a guy.


8. What’s s/he like at home?:-

Asleep. This guy is a sleepaholic.


9. What’s s/he like at work/school?:-

Apart from a sleepaholic, this guy is a workaholic with the best work ethics I've seen. He churns out twice the daily quota of reports compared to his other colleagues. He works 7 days a weeks. Tomorrow's work will be done today.


10. Describe his/her room:-

Quite spacious. Has a tv cabinet and a full sofa set. There's a computer table (with a computer on it of course) and a small stand tucked against the wall with a raggedy bible opened to Psalms I think. Mother Mary is looking down at you from the wall. The only thing missing is the bed.


11. What’s his/her best friend like?:-

Skinny. Big eyes. Pockmarked face. Reasonably good conversationalist.


12. Do you know who s/he hates the most?:-

Backstabbers.


13. Have you met his/her exes?:-

Seen pictures only. But I'm not worried.. I'm way cuter.


14. Do his/her parents like you?:-

Not after his mother asked me, "Wahhh, my son also got people want arh..?" and I quickly retorted, "Don't get me wrong honey, I'm just in for the money."


15. What’s the first thing s/he would do or say if s/he fell down and scraped their knee:-

He'll just ROAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.


16. What would s/he do in an emergency situation with other people involved?:-

Light up a cigarette and complain about the lack of airconditioning.


17. Which shop would s/he spend the most time at in a shopping mall?:-

PC shop, electrical goods shop, FOS, sports shop. Supermarket if he has to do grocery shopping.


18. What would s/he have for a typical breakfast?:-

Rice. Pau. Rice. Kaya toast. Rice. Fried sausages. All washed down with a tall glass of kopi peng.


19. Where would s/he want to go for dinner?:-

Any place that serves rice and allows smoking.


20. what kind of movie would s/he choose at the cinema?:-

Movies that involves fast cars, gambling and James Bond.


21. Describe his/her taste in music:-

Very mainstream. Basically overplayed stuff you hear on the radio. Oh, and Laura Pausini.


22. If s/he wasnt going out with you, who would s/he be going out with?:-

Angie.


23. What item in his/her wardrobe would you like to burn:-

Anything with holes in them. And his gold Barcelona football jersey. He doesn't know it, but I hate that color. It's very unflattering. He's going to kill me when he reads this.


24. What is s/he good at?:-

Ordering people around ala taiko. Being stubborn and sarcastic. Sleeping. Buying me icecream and chocolates when I'm depressed.


25. What is s/he totally horrible at?:-

Being romantic. I tell him, "B, say something nice to me!"

His reply: "Something nice."


26. What’s something about him/her that is annoying/infuriating?:-

If you think that I'm mean and sarcastic, you haven't experienced Mr B's level of sarcasm. He makes Simon Cowell look like a prim Catholic schoolgirl.


27. What’s something that you two fundamentally disagree on?:-

a) Japanese food is good.
b) Buffets are good.
c) Sweet cha kueh is yummy (I hate it).
c) The amount of bags a girl needs.
d) How to discipline kids - I'm into corporal punishment, he believes in reasoning out.


28. What’s something that you two agree whole-heartedly on?:-

a) Liverpool FC
b) Our wedding rings are going to cost less than RM500 for both.
c) Honeymoon at Anfield.


29. Is s/he possessive?:-

Not really. I'm more possessive than him.


30. Why would s/he succeed in life?:-

Because he's got work ethics of a Sherpa and noone would dare to go against him when he's angry.


31. What is the coolest gift that s/he has ever given you?:-

Seiko watch and a KK trip.


32. What is s/he obsessed with?:-

Football, money and making me happy.


33. What does s/he avoid at all costs?:-

Heat is his mortal enemy.


34. What does s/he spend the most money on?:-

a) Food
b) Clothes
c) Me


35. Describe his/her typical Sunday:-

Wake up. Pee. Shower. Go back to sleep.


36. Why would s/he be dangerous?:-

Because he is so big and when he's angry, the expression he has on his face is enough to make you pee in your pants.


37. Tell us about a time s/he looked absolutely gorgeous:-

Well, he's kinda cute when he pretends to be mad at me, but I don't know it. I would be pulling on his shirt repetitively saying in small voice, "sowie sowie.." and he'll be ignoring me.

Then when I've more or less given up, he'll look at me, stick his tongue out and grin.

Very exasperating.


38. What’s something about him/her that would surprise all of his/her friends?:-

Despite his cranky bulldog demeanour, B can very very affectionate and manja. He's even more touchy feely than I am.


39. What do you love most about him/her?:-

When he buys me chocolate without me having to ask for it.


40. The biggest lesson you have learnt from loving your partner:-

a) Patience is a virtue.
b) Silence is golden.
c) Never interrupt him when he's working or having a nap, unless I'm seriously starving.






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